RAY-RAY [CO-COMMISIONER]

BIO: Ray aka Thunderlips aka #hashtag aka The Asian Brad Pitt aka Zeus Knuckles aka Cocaine Biceps knows every single person in this league.  Without him, there would be no us...'NUFF SAID!  Oh yeah, he also happens to be hung like a baby's arm holding an apple.

2019 Record: 4th Place

2018 Record: 2nd Place

2017 Record: 9th Place

2016 Record: 9th Place

2015 Record: 2nd Place

2014 Record: 6th Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

AARON

BIO: Aaron is a Bay Area native that lived in NYC for 10 years, but now lives in LA.  He exclusively drinks 40 ounce bottles of Schlitz when eating Cheetos and also owns a pair of Gucci loafers.  Oh yeah, he also is now tied with Patrick for having the best hair in our league.

2019 Record: 3rd Place

2018 Record: 3rd Place

2017 Record: 6th Place

2016 Record: 2nd Place

2015 Record: Retired

2014 Record: 2nd Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: OAKLAND RAIDERS

PAUL SULLIVAN

BIO: Paul “Sully” Sullivan claims to have once scored 6 touchdowns in a single high school football game.  He is also over 6’4 and loves to randomly throw around public trash cans and or traffic cones while walking around drunk in the mean streets of San Francisco.

2019 Record: 12th Place

2018 Record: 7th Place

2017 Record: 1st Place [LEAGUE CHAMPION]

2016 Record: 4th Place

2015 Record: 10th Place

2014 Record: 4th Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: TENNESSEE TITANS

THE PURD

BIO: Paul aka The Purd, wins 1st place in EVERY fantasy football league he ever plays in.  Ray dared him to join this league just to make sure he finally tastes defeat.  He also once spoke to Matthew McConaughey while they were both completely naked in a gym locker room.  “alright alright alright”

2019 Record: 6th Place

2018 Record: 8th Place

2017 Record: 10th Place

2016 Record: 5th Place

2015 Record: 1st Place [LEAGUE CHAMPION]

2014 Record: 7th Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

JACKSON

BIO: Jackson is a pro skater that vacations every summer in Barcelona.  No, I’m totally not kidding.  This is really Jack’s life.  Now please excuse me while I jump off the nearest bridge and kill myself in jealousy.

2019 Record: 10th Place

2018 Record: 8th Place

2017 Record: 2nd Place

2016 Record: 12th Place

2015 Record: 7th Place

2014 Record: 8th Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

CJ

BIO: CJ lives in Vegas and is THE person to know if you want to get into any club / party out on the strip.  We're not really sure what this picture of him is suppose to be for, but we found it online and decided to roll with it once we saw the words Sex Panther at the top.  If he doesn’t use that for his Fantasy Football team name, Ray calls dibs!

2019 Record: 7th Place

2018 Record: 4th Place

2017 Record: 5th Place

2016 Record: 1st Place [LEAGUE CHAMPION]

2015 Record: 6th Place

2014 Record: 10th Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: DALLAS COWBOY

Nate

BIO: Nate is a diehard 49er fan that used to work at Amazon. Why is this important? Because in order to work there, he had to move to Seattle, where he still lives to this day. And yes, that meant being in Seattle the year the Seahawks won the Super Bowl. But, on a lighter note, he once took a piss next to Patrick Willis and actually tried to talk to him as urine was coming out of his penis. Neat!

2019 Record: 11th Place

2018 Record: 6th Place

2017 Record: Retired

2016 Record: Retired

2015 Record: 11th Place

2014 Record: 3rd Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

JOE

BIO: Not much is known about Joe other than the fact a previous league member had to bail at the last second, and Drew secured Joe as a last minute replacement. A quick Google search did not yield any results, thus proving Joe probably doesn’t exist, and is most likely Drew in disguise trying to increase his chances of winning a championship.

[Rookie]

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: NEW YORK GIANTS

PATRICK [CURRENT LEAGUE CHAMPION]

BIO: Patrick is a former male model that spends a good amount of time in NYC while living in DC.  He also happens to be a HUGE Nationals fan, and had the privilege of watching the SF Giants vs Nationals 18 inning playoff game with Ray in 2014.  Pretty sure he is still mad about that loss, but at least he still has the best hair in our league.

2019 Record: 1st Place [LEAGUE CHAMPION]

2018 Record: 12th Place

2017 Record: 4th Place

2016 Record: 7th Place

2015 Record: 9th Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: THE WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM

DREW

BIO: THE DREW SMITH is a world traveler that grew up in NYC, but now lives in the Bay Area.  He is a New York Mets fan, Golden State Warriors fan, NYC Giants fan and also happens to have the BEST shoe collection out of anyone I know.  In other words, this dude is seriously fucked up!

2019 Record: 8th Place

2018 Record: 5th Place

2017 Record: 3rd Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: NEW YORK GIANTS

RO

BIO: What do Ro, Ray, Nate and David Lee all have in common?  The Warriors can't win an NBA title unless we're all together in the same room watching the game. Granted, we were watching the game from a bar in LA while David Lee was watching it from the bench in Cleveland, but that still totally counts!  Oh yeah, Ro also called Harrison Barnes Whack Falcon during a fit of rage while watching Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals which we all thought was kinda genius...

2019 Record: 5th Place

2018 Record: 1st Place [LEAGUE CHAMPION]

2017 Record: 12th Place

2016 Record: 11th Place

FAVORITE NFL TEAM: SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS